It's astonishing we can turn in two directions at the same time

which is exactly what I'm doing right now

One foot was firmly planted, I think my boot was stuck and I didn’t want to step out of it. But, as these things sometimes go, the other foot had already taken a leap in a different direction and was determined to keep moving.

This kept me in an awkward place, constantly off balance tipping one way then the other, because I didn’t know which shoe felt be…